Neighbour’s sarcastic note to young party animals who threw noisy house party
A neighbour still fuming from a sleepless night penned a sarcastic note, that has since gone viral.
The funny complaint to her young music-loving neighbours appeared to arrive the day after they hosted a party while their parents were away.
The letter, wrote as if they were the party host, was entitled Did I keep you up to 3am with my party?
Before adding: This is not an apology.
It read: “Hello neighbour, I am not going to apologise for another party while my parents are away.
“I’m not going to apologise for playing club music for eight hours straight so you couldn’t get to sleep.
“I’m not going to apologise for keeping you awake until 3am in the morning.
“I’m not going to apologise if you asked us to politely turn the music off at midnight and we told you to f**k off.”
It went on: “Remember the time I came home at 4am and woke you up?
“No, dear sleep deprived neighbour, you’re not getting an apology from us.
“If you want to stop me ruining another night, then call the police and make a noise complaint.
“They visited us last night too late unfortunately for you.
“It’s no surprise it’s not the first noise complaint the police have received about our house.
“Also, feel free to email dad and let him know how you feel about being kept up to 3am.”
“Your inconsiderate neighbours.”
Amused Facebook users praised the note as genuis.
One said: “Play it back to them on a night they’re not having one full blast with speakers, if they complain say, hey it’s you?”
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